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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:52

Hysterias & Posteriors
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
America’s Small Businesses Hopeful of Boost From Trump’s Spending Bill - WSJ
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Inside Sly and the Family Stone’s Great, Lost Live Album - Rolling Stone
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nintendo: Please don’t remove film layer from Nintendo Switch 2 screen - My Nintendo News
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Do women like men who have slept with many women?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
49ers news: The No. 1 priority on offense for the 49ers in 2025 - Niners Nation
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do you like Justin Trudeau when he's hated in Canada?
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
No way
Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Sean Combs Trial: Possible Juror Dismissal and Mogul’s ‘Threatening’ Voice Notes - Rolling Stone
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
How to reduce the age of the heart by 20 years - Times of India
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The Trump-Musk feud has been great for X, which jumped up the App Store charts - TechCrunch