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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

America’s Small Businesses Hopeful of Boost From Trump’s Spending Bill - WSJ

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Inside Sly and the Family Stone’s Great, Lost Live Album - Rolling Stone

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nintendo: Please don’t remove film layer from Nintendo Switch 2 screen - My Nintendo News

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

A Salute to Brian Wilson: Darian Sahanaja on Growing Up on Brian, Then Basking in His Musical Inner Circle for a Quarter-Century - Variety

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Do women like men who have slept with many women?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I committed the unpardonable sin. God immediately punished me so that I can no longer think like before and my brain is as if paralyzed and does not work. I've tried everything (confession, repentance, etc.) nothing helps. Any advice?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

49ers news: The No. 1 priority on offense for the 49ers in 2025 - Niners Nation

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do you like Justin Trudeau when he's hated in Canada?

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

No way

Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Sean Combs Trial: Possible Juror Dismissal and Mogul’s ‘Threatening’ Voice Notes - Rolling Stone

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

How to reduce the age of the heart by 20 years - Times of India

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The Trump-Musk feud has been great for X, which jumped up the App Store charts - TechCrunch